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Joke of the Day
"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."
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"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
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"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
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"Invisible man goes to the doctor. Doctor says ""I can't see you right now."" -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992"
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"Hey ladies, if you don't want me staring at your tattoos, maybe you should lock your front door before showering."
"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."
"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"