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Joke of the Day
"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"
Next Joke
"I've been watching the Netflix series about Escobar, but I keep falling asleep... I think I have Narco-lepsy."
"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"
"Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils."
"What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WERENT THERE!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE!!!"
"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."