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Joke of the Day
"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."
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"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."
"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."
"""USA is #1! USA is #1!"" me explaining international dialing codes"
"""I don't believe in hyperbole,"" she said while consuming an entire horse."
"Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the hostages!"
"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."
"Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty. You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, ""Poetic Justice"""
"If a psychic goes to the bathroom in the forest, does he make a sound? No, because the ""p"" is silent."