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Joke of the Day

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."

"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"

"Why did the poor man sell yeast? He wanted to make some doe!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"

"When my kids misbehave we watch 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' and then I make them stand in a giant Petri dish while I set up the machine."

"If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, ""Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"""

"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Why is owning a dog better than being in a relationship? My dog can't tell people when I beat it."