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Joke of the Day
"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"
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"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"
"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."
"[at a wedding] ""So, ya come here often?"""
"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."
"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."
"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."