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Joke of the Day
"Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them."
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"Why don't they show porn on an IMAX screen? Because they can't fit your mum on the screen"
"5yo after licking my face: ""Sorry. My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."""
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."
"Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know..."
"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""
"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
"Honey.... Where are my paaannts.??"