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Joke of the Day
"My question is: how did she manage to forget the result?"
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"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."
"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""
"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."
"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."
"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said ""Who's a pretty boy then?"""
"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"