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Joke of the Day
"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."
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"If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day."
"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."
"What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve"
"Eating that peanut butter cup was better than sex. Believe me, sex with a peanut butter cup isn't that great. They're selfish lovers."
"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."
"I once heard this joke about corn It was a-maizeing"
"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"
"I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV... He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'"
"What do Jews get at night during the holocaust? Not z's"