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Joke of the Day
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
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"Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd."
"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"
"Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put ""who rescued who?"" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's ""who rescued whom?"""
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"
"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"
"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."
"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."
"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."
"Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game."