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Joke of the Day

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"

"I JUST HAD AN ESPRESSO WHO WANTS TO JOUST?"

"a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I'm a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you're just two tents."

"You are what you eat Asshole"

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"

"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"