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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."

"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."

"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."

"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."

"Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."

"What's a superheroes favorite narcotic? Heroine"

"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."

"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"