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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a table... and a chair."
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"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"
"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."
"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"
"[Changes Siri to male] ME: Siri, tell me the MALE SIRI: Listen, here's what you need to know. ME: I... MALE SIRI: Excuse me, I'm speaking"
"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"On the subject of typos... I and O can be real mitherfuckers."