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Joke of the Day

"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."

"There was a Spanish magician... And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted: UNO! DOS! And he dissapeared without a tres."

"Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no"

"TIFU by... Getting needled by a dirty prick."

"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."

"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."

"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."

"Most young lives are lost not because of seat belts, but because the defibrillator needs you to sign into Facebook first."