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Joke of the Day

"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"

"Oh your boyfriend proposed? Well I just realized my new dress has pockets, so I think it's obvious who's having a better day."

"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."

"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."

"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"

"I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help."

"TIFU. She was on top."

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."