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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a comedian who couldn't make it? Pun intended."
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"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."
"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"
"6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my ""DNA"". Should I tell her?"
"I was shocked to find out that the woman I love was a one-night-stand type of girl. So I went to the furniture store and got her another one."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses."
"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"