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Joke of the Day
"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."
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"baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u"
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"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"
"I told the ambulance guys the wrong blood type for my ex Now she should understand what rejection feels like."
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"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"