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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
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"[in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying"
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"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."
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