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Joke of the Day
"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."
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"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"According to all these BMI charts... I DEFINITELY need to get taller next year."
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Keep pressing my fists, the IT woman said. It's refreshing, she said."
"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."
"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."
"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"