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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming."

"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"

"I don't know why I even bother having an iPhone anymore. It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline."

"ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them."

"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."

"Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"""

"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."

"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"

"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."