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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."

"To get to the other side Why did the time traveler cross the road?"

"Donald Trump was really bragging about how big his penis was last night. Obama doesn't believe him. He's now calling for the release of his Girth Certificate."

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"On a scale of 1-10 how retarded do you think we, as humans, are? 9/11"

"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."

"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."