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Joke of the Day
"According to all these BMI charts... I DEFINITELY need to get taller next year."
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"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."
"I like my women the way... I like my wine...12 years old and in the cellar."
"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."
"My ex was like a computer game. Started off easy, got a little harder and eventually I ended up cheating."
"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."