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Joke of the Day

"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."

"What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant? Chickpea"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"

"A black man, a white guy, a muslim and a communist walk into a bar..... Bartender says ""what can i get you mr. president?"""

"If online bullying has taught us anything..... It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!"

"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""

"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"

"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."