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Joke of the Day
"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"
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"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"
"A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy... ""What are we waiting for?"" the doctor asks. ""Patients, Doctor,"" replied the nurse. ""Patients."""
"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"
"My kid brother used to have a lazy eye and had to wear an eye patch. My whole body is lazy so I'm wearing my couch."
"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"
"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie. I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius."
"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"
"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""