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Joke of the Day

"A joke about the mods [removed]"

"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."

"My wife just woke me up to tell me... Wait. June is over? You must be... JULYing."

"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."

"Given the choice between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, I would prefer Parkinson's. I would rather spill a little beer than forget where I put it."

"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""

"How do you say brassiere in German? Keepemfromfloppin"

"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."