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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."
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"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""
"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter"
"What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna."
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"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."