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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"Cop: Save it for the JUDGE! Crook:Ok *crook wraps up last slice of pizza in foil* Lawyer: it's too bad the judge had to miss our pizza party"
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"
"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"
"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"
"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."