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"Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius) Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums."
"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."
"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."
"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."
"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry...Alcohol is a solution."
"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""