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Joke of the Day

"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."

"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."

"Me and my girlfriend... Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!"

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."

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"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"

"The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste."