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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
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"I got an adjustable stand/sit desk at work... So I don't have to take the customers' shit sitting down! And when I can't stand it anymore, I can still get my work done while sitting."
"What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet? A thousand dogs."
"*has argument with husband* *brings up all the dumb shit he said in 2011* *adds ""Historian"" to bio*"
"I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it."
"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."
"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."
"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."