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Joke of the Day

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."

"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"

"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."

"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."

"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"

"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."