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Joke of the Day

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

"I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline."

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"

"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."

"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"

"A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless."