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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway Because he was driving a tractor"
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"Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem."
"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"
"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."
"It's really easy to be picky on Tinder... Sometimes I swipe left just because I have dirt on my screen."
"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."
"Why are blood oranges the only ""blood"" fruit? Why not blood bananas? Who wouldn't like to slurp down a nice ripe blood banana?"
"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."
"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"
"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."