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Joke of the Day

"I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"Mom I'm running away! No I don't need a jacket! Mom no I'm fine I don't need a jac- mom! No I don't need you to pick me up later mom! MOM!"

"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"

"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."

"After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca ... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway"

"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."

"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."