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Joke of the Day

"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."

"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"

"Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing."

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"COLLEGE MEMORIES: After the girl I was kissing used my bathroom, I noticed my toilet seat was left up. So I asked if I could suck her dong."

"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."

"What was Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue eyes white aryan"

"What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain? Dago wop wop wop"

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"Growing a beard is the closest I've come to caring for an animal."