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Joke of the Day
"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."
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"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"
"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."
"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."
"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"
"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"