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Joke of the Day
"What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis."
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"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."
"Parenting teenagers is easy since they already know everything."
"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."
"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"
"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."
"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."
"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"Two of Trump's wives have been immigrants. Which just goes to show you that those people will take jobs that no American wants."