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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"

"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York."

"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"

"Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know."

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."