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Joke of the Day

"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"

"White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"How do you encourage a bartender? ""That's the spirit!"" How do you discourage a bartender? Boos."

"I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over."

"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"

"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."

"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"

"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."