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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"

"What did the Jewish pirate say when he heard his wife died? Argh, shiva me timbers"

"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."

"A Jewish girl says to her dad ""Dad, I need fifty dollars."" Her dad looks at her and says ""Forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend? It's not like they had to be there..."

"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."

"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."

"Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, ""Who Would Jesus Do""?"

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."