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Joke of the Day

"Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know."

"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"

"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."

"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"

"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year"

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."