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Joke of the Day
"I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York."
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"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."
"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"
"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"
"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."
"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"
"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"