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Joke of the Day

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""

"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."

"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"

"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because on the boat over to America their shirts said To N.Y."