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Joke of the Day

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

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"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"
"Just bought a Subaru & it came with wet rescue dog nose marks on the windows, some pot & Whole Foods environmentally friendly shopping bags."
"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."
"Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses? Because they're a diamond dozen"
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."
"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."
"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"