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Joke of the Day
"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."
Next Joke
"I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"
"As soon as they heard the flush, my phone interview took a drastic turn."
"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"How does a one armed man row a boat? In a circle."
"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
"What's the difference between one direction and futurama There's only one bender in futurama"
"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"
"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"