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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses? Because they're a diamond dozen"

"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"

"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"Ever meet those people that say your name in a really high pitched voice to be super annoying? I think I just stabbed one. Call my lawyer."

"A blind man walks in to a bar... ...and a chair...and a table..."

"* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!"

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving."

"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"