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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."

"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus."