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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."
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"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""
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"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."
"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
"Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!"
"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."