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Joke of the Day
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
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"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"
"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
"Bernie will win the 2020 Democratic Nomination... ...because his supporters will be old enough to vote."
"Juneau the capital of Alaska?"
"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"
"Me: I'm not saying I hate your voice, but when you start talking, I understand the way dogs feel about fireworks. *howls* Co-worker:"
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."