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"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
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"""American Pie"" ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp."
"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.79"
"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."
"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."
"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
"J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton."