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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink? One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink."

"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""

"What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag? A twix bar"

"What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time? tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))"

"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"

"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"

"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"

"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"

"I'm having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write."