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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!"

"What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ? You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship."

"A website where low life fat virgins go. www.reddit.com"

"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."

"Is your wife buying too many shoes? Cut her feet off. There, done."

"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"

"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."

"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."

"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"

"Why is God depressed? Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us."