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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."
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"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"
"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"My dad wants to open a funeral home.. Doss Family Mortuary : ""We'll take care of your stiffies for you"""
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."
"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."
"My family keeps telling me that when I die I should have my ashes made into a diamond There's a lot of pressure"
"My sense of humor is a little crazy But the dragon rises into the potassium nitrate milkshake at sundown. It's a good day to be a helicopter."
"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"