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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."

"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."

"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."

"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped."

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."

"Dead babies What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"

"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"