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Joke of the Day
"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
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"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."
"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"
"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."
"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."
"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."
"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars... His dad says, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!!"""
"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"
"The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives."