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Joke of the Day
"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"
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"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."
"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv"
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."
"I like long walks away from everyone"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner."
"Did you hear about Father Dickinson? He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia"